Peanut Butter, an Atheists Nightmare
My friend Dana pointed this one out to me:
I’m still not sure how to react. Part of me wants to laugh hysterically and dismiss it, but then another part of me realizes that people buy into this bullshit. Peanut Butter: the death of evolution. Is this man, an engineer and thus an authority on evolution, trying to say that evolution means “comes from nothing”? Has he even read anything about evolution, or is he just giving a knee-jerk reaction based on a word he heard in church? I wonder if he gets a flu shot every year (proof of evolution)? Or does he leave it up to Jesus to keep him from getting sick. More importantly, does Jesus like jelly on his sandwiches or does he roll only with peanut butter?
Someone should tell this guy that sealed packages are *airtight*. Evolution, when it happens, requires the environmental conditions to be perfect. One little screw up can prevent it all from going down. I’m pretty sure that if Earth had an airtight cover we homo sapiens wouldn’t be here right now. What about perservatives? Hrmmm, a preserved, airtight Earth. Yea, I think the Peanut Butter Theory is… uh… “reaching for it”. Ready for the kicker?
*Drumroll* Abiogenesis is not Evolution!
Chuck Missler: 0
Everyone Else: 1
I’m still stunned by this one. I could articulate a much better blog about this, but I’m still sorta stupified by how rediculous this Peanut Butter Debunker is. This is up there with the Atheist’s Nightmare: The BANANA!
Thankfully, the Banana of God was debunked:
Le sigh.
-=Grim=-
April 10th, 2007 at 10:29 am
You have to wonder something. If he did find life in his Skippy peanut butter would he file a lawsuit for the food having gone bad?
April 10th, 2007 at 11:35 am
So, if the big bang was the creation of all life, what created the 2 objects that collided?
I’m just askin. I mean, I’ll give you the Peanut Butter and Banana bit. That seemed pretty silly. I think it was a little more tongue n cheek than it came across, but I’ll let you have that. I’m just curious about the two objects.
Love the new blog btw. Looks great.
rook187
April 10th, 2007 at 12:22 pm
HEHEHEHEH, hahahahha, HAHAHAHAHAH!
The banana one kills me every time.
I saw the peanut butter one not that long ago. My eyebrow just migrated out of my hairline last night.
April 10th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Stunned silence is really the only response I have. Is is really possible to comment on such jackassery?
April 10th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
ROFLOL!!!!!! Ah to be free of the ravages of intelligence.
April 11th, 2007 at 12:28 am
As one who’s tried unsuccessfully to impregnate a jar of peanut butter several times, I can attest to the validity of all statements made by the servants of our lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
April 12th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
Hee, you posted it here lol. Also one should point out that peanut butter is not naturally occuring. Its processed in a factory. Evolution IS naturally occuring and therefore cannot be store bought.
The banana one is also kinda phallic and uhmm…homosexual *cough*.
A clever rebuttal to the banana one can be found here: CLICK. I dig guys with British accents.
I have to remember to bookmark your blog when I get home.
April 12th, 2007 at 12:46 pm
Oh yea and Einstein also said “If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it.” and “The idea of a personal God is quite alien to me and seems even naive.”
April 12th, 2007 at 4:31 pm
I am at work and I can only wonder what the hell he said about Penaut Butter since I don’t have access to audio right now…I can’t wait to get home.
April 13th, 2007 at 5:20 pm
I don’t know what’s more amusing:
The Liberal Arts Majors and college drop outs who think they know about Evolution cuz they read a Dawkins book, or
The ones who post commentary that nobody accepts, and point out the inconsistencies in it.
It’d be more impressive if folks would read actual scientific journals and post their thoughts (probably “durrrr, I skipped over 100 pages cause I didn’t understand teh big wurdz”) on those.
April 15th, 2007 at 4:16 pm
okay okay okay i’ll be the middle schooler…
i couldn’t stop laughing at all the sexual shit in the first bannana video, i mean come on! when he shows how the bannana has a “tip” perfect for going in the mouth?
~sigh~ yeah i’m immature, but at least i see how stupid these fuckers are.
April 15th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
oh, by “these fuckers” i mean the people in first two videos.