Atheism Caused the Virginia Tech Shooting… According to Ken Ham, That Is.

Check this shit out:

“We live in an era when public high schools and colleges have all but banned God from science classes. In these classrooms, students are taught that the whole universe, including plants and animals—and humans—arose by natural processes. Naturalism (in essence, atheism) has become the religion of the day and has become the foundation of the education system (and Western culture as a whole). The more such a philosophy permeates the culture, the more we would expect to see a sense of purposelessness and hopelessness that pervades people’s thinking.” -Ken Ham

That’s right folks, Ken Ham believes that Science and Reason are the source of the school shooting at V-Tech.

*Cricket. Cricket. Cricket.*

Yea, you read that right. This Biblical literalist to the nth degree believes that teaching science based on evidence instead of the Bible is the source of mankind’s woes. I guess Ken Ham believes that no Christian ever <insert crime here> at a <insert public or private institution here> before. You know, it wouldn’t even bother me if people said this type of shit and no one actually listened to them, but flaming idiots like this actually have loyal followers, people who eat up the shit they spew like it’s the last motherfucking supper.

Ken Ham believes that science being taught in the classrooms without God in the picture lead to hopelessness and despair, the very qualities that cause people to shoot up schools. Ken Ham also believes that the Earth is only 6,000 years old and that dinosaurs co-existed with humans. Apparently Ken Ham likes to talk shit without any evidence to back his claims up.

Also: The Bible isn’t evidence. Get over it.

Let’s look at the Ken Ham Wikipedia page: “Ham believes the Theory of Evolution indirectly caused the rise of humanism, racism, eugenics, euthanasia, pornography, homosexuality, family breakup, abortion, and more by increasing the influence of atheism” Try not to laugh too hard. I didn’t laugh that hard only because my girlfriend (Oh shit, I’m living in SIN!) is trying to sleep in the next room and any outbursts from me will earn me an ass-kicking by a wrathful, albeit hawt, brunette.

Wait, wait,wait… I’m being unfair though. Ham didn’t say Evolution was the true cuprit - Sin is the real bad boy here - as Ham said: “When people say that students need to be taught right and wrong, what they really mean is that these students need to be taught Christian morality. But Christian morality is based on the Christian worldview. And the Christian worldview is based on the Bible being true. The Bible’s truths concerning morality and salvation are dependent on Genesis being literal history. Uh oh! Hasn’t science proved Genesis to be a myth? Doesn’t evolution disprove Genesis? And if the history in Genesis is not true, then there is no basis for any Christian doctrine—no basis for morality—no basis for right and wrong! So much for trying to stop school violence!” Holy fucking shit! This is the crux of his argument? What he’s saying is that only the Christian worldview teaches morality? Um… people weren’t moral before Christ? Buddhists aren’t moral today? Thomas Jefferson and Ben Franklin weren’t moral (Um, no. They weren’t Christian; read a book.)!?!

I see how it is:

Mr. Ham needs science explained to him in ways his simplistic mind can handle: The world was made 6,000 years ago by your imaginary friend.

Mr. Ham needs morality explained to him in ways his simplistic mind can handle: Only your people are moral. Everyone else is wrong.

Mr. Ham needs society explained to him in ways his simplistic mind can handle: Everything you fear, don’t understand, or don’t agree with is because they don’t believe in your imaginary friend.

Mr. Ham also needs violence explained to him in ways his utterly simplistic mind can handle: Fuckin’ atheists!

Mr. Ham is a moron.

-=Grim=-

11 Responses to “Atheism Caused the Virginia Tech Shooting… According to Ken Ham, That Is.”

  1. Dana Says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    There I laughed out loud for you! See, I’d find it funnier too if people didn’t actually believe that, but they do and it kinda makes me feel a lil scared.

    Ken Ham obviously never ever read a history book a day in his life except for “THE BIBLE” dun dun dunnnn. Thats some great accurate history there! Cuz you know, the majority of the stories in that book weren’t published thousands of years with different characters and different names of places before they were put in the Bible.

    I’m rambling..its early. Darn atheists. Someone really needs to tell him that all the “woe’s” of human blah blah whatever were around WAAAYYYY before the theory of evolution, WAY before. WAAAAAAAAAAY before. Like…really. No I’m sorry for this response I just woke up.

    Gotta go to work now to stunt my evolution….

  2. Dana Says:

    Oh yea and Ken Ham is a ham *snicker*

    Sorry, couldn’t fight the urge to say it…

  3. Mike Hall Says:

    Does Ham also believe that people should be stoned to death for disobeying their parents?

    Or that when a virgin is raped, she must marry her rapist? (Unless, of course, she is engaged and lives in a town. In which case she is put to be put to death).

  4. Mistress Pounce Says:

    *astounded silence*

    That doesn’t make me laugh. That scares the shit out of me.

    Zealots always do.

    *erects her happy bubble and rolls away*

  5. Grimjesta Says:

    Damn, this shit even made FARK.com. How fast news travels, especially when it’s retarded.

    -=Grim=-

  6. Valerie Says:

    He’s stupid and retarded!! My god, I want to shoot myself to get away from stupid people!!

  7. Stitches Says:

    i like how your atheist talk isnt stupid stereotypical atheist talk, like someone who commented whose name i won’t say because i hate arguing and drama. you don’t take things out of the bible and put them into different context just to prove the religion “wrong”. you don’t need to because you’re not retarded, and this rant DID make me laugh out loud.

    and I enjoyed it very much ^_^

  8. Branxnia Says:

    OMG, is he serious? How can you get that stupid? Ham’s logic amazes me.

    I bet he actually believes that two of every animal can fit onto a wooden boat for forty days and nights.

  9. Bobby Says:

    Christianity is stupid give up give up

    I wonder if he felt like a complete idiot when NBC aired the media package from Cho and it was a long rant about being a martyr like Jesus?

  10. FFR Says:

    Your website looks like ass in Opera.

    The color scheme is just horrendous.

    Cheers.

  11. Holmes Says:

    You people spend way too much time worrying about some individual citizen, in a country of like 300 million individuals, having an unpopular opinion.

    Wake up and smell the Freedom of Speech. And save the stomach acid for something that matters. Like the fact about 300k of our boyz and girlz keep having to pay, over and over again, the price of an apparently insane foreign policy.

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